Today’s  music brought to you in part by Coldplay; Their album can be bought in stores on Oct. 24th.

First off, we have this odd and funny story of Koreans and a black woman.

Koreans “Flee Supermarket at Sight of Black Woman”

Author: Artefact

The tale of a supermarket descending into mass hysteria and flight at the arrival of a black woman has lately been the subject of much discussion online.

From a recently published report describing some of the difficulties Korea’s one and only Kenyan entrepreneur faced setting up shop in a nation renowned for its xenophobia:

One fine morning, pandemonium broke out in a South Korean supermarket, and customers and shop stewards alike scampered for safety.

Babies strapped on their mothers’ backs, others in prams screamed as their parents sought the nearest exits.

And it wasn’t a terrorist attack, neither was it a band of robbers who had raided the convenience store. No, it wasn’t a fire alert either. One Kenyan woman had just walked in to make a purchase.

“It was terrible!” recalls the woman, Everlyne Nyambegera. “Children were crying, their mothers dashing for the exits and all this made me also break down and start crying too.”

“I was so upset and I said to myself that I will never go back to Korea again . . . one of my aunties in Kenya told me I’d be mad to return to Korea,” she told Lifestyle in Seoul recently.

She did apparently manage to overcome such difficulties and now runs a small business selling tribal kitsch to Koreans.

As the only developed Asian nation which is more parochial than Japan, this has aroused much raillery on 2ch, pinnacle of diversity as it is:

“As expected of the nation with the world’s most severe racial discrimination.”

“What’s wrong with those Koreans…”

“She was wrong to go to Korea in the first place.”

“If she’d bothered to check, she could have found that out before going there.”

“If it’s Korea, it can’t be helped.”

“Why? Haven’t they ever seen a black person before?”

“Descending into chaos at the sight of a black woman – what’s wrong with these Koreans?”

“At least they didn’t rape her.”

“This is Edo period level stuff.”

“What a horribly racist country. Despicable.”

“Why do those filthy Koreans respond like that to black people?”

“As expected of pseudo-humans, when a real human comes to their store they freak out.”

“It’s the same reaction a human would get if he entered the monkey park at the zoo.”

“This is worse than an island nation like Japan. I guess they are cut off from the mainland by North Korea so they are practically an island.”

“An Indian friend of mine went to Korea on holiday and said he kept getting nasty looks and would never return there.”

“Well, Koreans are crazy to begin with. It’s foolish to expect any better of them.”

“A Joumon period level reaction.”

“But passing by a group of foreigners is scary isn’t it?”

“You don’t get this even in Japan’s most backwards countryside.”

“Did black people do something to them? Why do they hate them so much?”

“For a whole supermarket of people to have never seen a black person… pretty surprising.”

“I can imagine one or two freaking out like that, but en masse?”

“I heard a story about a black person getting into a pool in Korea and all the Koreans getting out, I suppose it must be true.”

I just find that HILARIOUS that Koreans are afraid of black people. I know full well that Japanese people don’t like them, but Koreans being afraid of a black woman is just hilarious.

Next thing I want to show you guys is a playlist full of touhou Jazz. Those who aren’t familiar with touhou can find information here. Many of the songs in that list are doujin music and their downloads and torrents can be found all over the net, so I’m not going to be listing any of them. Anyway, let me give you the link to the playlist.

Next up is Taiwan’s school-girl fashion show, and it’s apparently cuter than Japan’s. Quick history lesson here; China used to be a nationalist country much like the U.S. but then the commies came and drove those nationalists to an island and low-and-behold Taiwan came into being. So, next time you hear about something from Taiwan, remember those are really Chinese nationalists aka a relic from the past. Anyway, since this is a gallery post, I’ll simply link you.

Taiwan’s School Uniforms “Even Cuter Than Japan’s”

Click that title and you’ll teleport to the OP.

 

Now  to talk about Saddam #2 aka Gadhafi.

Gadhafi caught hiding like a ‘rat’ in drainage tunnel

French airstrike halts convoy, then new government’s fighters catches up with deposed dictator

SIRTE, Libya — Moammar Gadhafi called the rebels who rose up against his 42-years of one-man rule “rats,” but in the end it was he who was captured cowering in a drainage pipe full of rubbish and filth.

“He called us rats, but look where we found him,” said Ahmed Al Sahati, a 27-year-old government fighter, standing next to two stinking drainage pipes under a six-lane highway.

Government fighters, video evidence and the scenes of sheer carnage nearby told the story of the dictator’s final hours.

Shortly before dawn prayers on Thursday, Gadhafi surrounded by a few dozen loyal bodyguards and accompanied by the head of his now non-existent army Abu Bakr Younis Jabr broke out of the two-month siege of Sirte and made a break for the west.

But they did not get far.

NATO said its aircraft struck military vehicles belonging to pro-Gadhafi forces near Sirte at about 8:30 a.m. (0630 GMT) on Thursday, but the alliance said it was unsure whether the strikes had killed Gadhafi. French Defense Minister Gerard Longuet said an attack by a French aircraft had brought Gadhafi’s convoy to a halt.

Fifteen pick-up trucks mounted with heavy machine guns lay burned out, smashed and smoldering next to an electricity sub station some 20 meters from the main road, about two miles west of Sirte.

They had clearly been hit by a force far beyond anything the motley army the former rebels have assembled during eight months of revolt to overthrow the once feared leader.

But there was no bomb crater, indicating the convoy may have been strafed by a fighter jet.

Inside the trucks still in their seats sat the charred skeletal remains of drivers and passengers killed instantly by the strike. Other bodies lay mutilated and contorted strewn in the grass. Some 50 bodies in all.

Gadhafi himself and a handful of his men escaped death and appeared to have run through a stand of trees toward the main road and hid in the two drainage pipes.

But a group of government fighters were on their tail.

“At first we fired at them with anti-aircraft guns, but it was no use,” said Salem Bakeer, while being feted by his comrades near the road. “Then we went in on foot.

“One of Gadhafi’s men came out waving his rifle in the air and shouting surrender, but as soon as he saw my face he started shooting at me,” he told Reuters

“Then I think Gadhafi must have told them to stop. ‘My master is here, my master is here’, he said, ‘Moammar Gadhafi is here and he is wounded’,” said Bakeer.

“We went in and brought Gadhafi out. He was saying ‘what’s wrong? What’s wrong? What’s going on?’. Then we took him and put him in the car,” Bakeer said.

At the time of capture, Gadhafi was already wounded with gunshots to his leg and to his back, Bakeer said.

Other government fighters who said they took part in Gadhafi’s capture, separately confirmed Bakeer’s version of events, though one said the man who ruled Libya for 42 years was shot and wounded at the last minute by one of his own men.

“One of Moammar Gadhafi’s guards shot him in the chest,” said Omran Jouma Shawan.

Army chief Jabr was also captured alive, Bakeer said. NTC officials later announced he was dead, along with Gadhafi’s fourth son, Muatassim Gadhafi.

Fallen electricity cables partially covered the entrance to the pipes and the bodies of three men, apparently Gadhafi bodyguards lay at the entrance to one end, one in shorts probably due to a bandaged wound on his leg.

Seems the tunnelfag finally got caught red-handed. I’ve always given the middle east a shrug cause in my opinion, they’ve never been civilized. We live in the middle east and we still have uneducated middle easterners doing the dumbest shit. I’ve always seen these people as barbaric cause that’s what they look like and act like. World Peace can’t exist because of the human mentality, the need for control and the materialistic idealisms of man.

Tl;dr, people’s self-destructive aspects ruin world peace.

There’s also something on that page about Gadhafi’s kids, but like fuck I care about some dictator’s children.

 

Oh and in case you haven’t hear already, Lindsay Lohan goes to jail again for dodging community service.

Lindsay Lohan Marked as a No-Show for Community Service at County Morgue, ‘In a Lot of Trouble’

When Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked on Wednesday, Judge Stephanie Sautner compelled her to do community service at the LA County Morgue if Lohan posted her $100,000 bail.

The actress posted the bail, and her lawyer said Lohan would indeed perform that community service as instructed: two days a week, eight hours a day.

Just one thing — Judge Sautner told Lohan to be extra special careful to be at the morgue on time, because morgue officials don’t put up with any celebrity funny business.

Apparently Lohan did not get the message, as she did not show up at the morgue Thursday morning on time as ordered, Fox News has learned.

Lohan’s assistant called the morgue 20 minutes before the actress’ scheduled 8 a.m. start, saying she was in the car and on the way, a rep for the coroner’s office told Fox News.

At 20 minutes after 8 a.m., Lohan was still nowhere to be found. At 40 minutes after, she finally showed up, but was turned away, and told to try again tomorrow.

And it gets worse.

The coroner’s office told Fox News they will also contact her probation officer about her no-show, who will then inform the judge.

Lohan, 25, appeared before Judge Sautner on Wednesday, where her probation was revoked for missing too many court-mandated community service obligations.

Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, pointed out in the hearing that her client received a “glowing” report from her psychiatrist.

“The report says Ms. Lohan has reached a turning point in her accountability and maturity,” Holley argued, while the less-than-impressed Judge scoffed: “Failing to show up nine times [to the shelter] is reaching a turning point in her maturity?”

Holley also stressed that it was pivotal that her client be able to work in the entertainment industry – where most of her opportunities were overseas – because she was under pressure not only to support herself, but her entire family.

It sounds like that pressure is real.

FoxNews.com’s Pop Tarts column can also exclusively reveal her half-million dollar deal to be the face of German designer Philipp Plein’s 2012 collection is in serious jeopardy.

“This is terrible news. We want Lindsay to finally be out of this legal trouble. She needs to have the freedom to work and pay her consequences at the same time,” Nathan Folks of Twisted Games, who facilitated the contract between Plein and Lohan, said. “I am very concerned that she will not be able to fulfill her duties to our client Philipp Plein in Milan.”

Lohan’s rep denied that her latest legal woes will any way impact the Plein contract.

L.A-based custodial coach, Wendy Feldman, who advises clients on probation situations, said that from her understanding of the case, several top-notch therapists had turned down working with the troubled actress to avoid any potential compromises to their professional integrity.

“They (doctors) knew it could be messy,” Feldman told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “But not turning up to community service is a clear indication that things aren’t exactly going great.”

“Lindsay is in a lot of trouble. The judge is furious and acknowledged that the jails are overcrowded and those sentences don’t mean all that much in the state of California anymore, she is using community service as punitive rather than [to] rehabilitate,” Feldman continued. “The Judge is stuck in a very frustrating situation; she doesn’t know how else she can possibly punish her or get the message through. Placing her in a morgue is definitely very punitive. Lindsay just doesn’t seem to understand the consequences of her actions here. This is as tough as I have seen a judge be – this is not a normal case, but Lindsay is not a normal defendant.”

Lohan is due back in court on Nov. 2 to for another probation hearing. It she is found to have blown off her responsibilities, she faces a sentence of 18 months behind bars, although how much of that she would serve is anyone’s guess.

A rep for the actress confirmed that she posted bail on Wednesday, which was set at $100,000, and “is hoping this matter will be resolved on November 2 and the Court will reinstate probation and allow her to continue fulfilling her community service.”

Not surprised, I mean it’s Lindsay Lohan; The girl who loves parties and jails. Makes me wonder if those women have turned into lesbos in jail or if you get stuck with a lesbo in jail, what would happen. This should air on Cartoon Network’s ‘Dude, what would happen?’ Yes, what would happen if you got stuck in jail with a lesbian woman when the only people around you are women. I’d actually pay to watch that episode; No joke. I’ve often wondered what a female jail looks like. Can’t possibly be as bad as jails with guys in it. One more thing about women, and I find this absolutely hilarious, porn stars in Japan are called ‘idols’. I guess that’s nicer to say than ‘porn star’.

Anyway, that’s our show for today, I will see you next time. Here is your moment of zen.