So you people have probably been wondering why my posts have been so sparse this week and why my last cast was like 6 minutes. I’ve been watching S1 of MLP since I had a bit of time and I haven’t spent any time watching any animation in a while. I’m sure MLP is on DVD already if not then it will be soon. I enjoyed watching the first season even re-watching some eps I’ve seen before. I want to say my first impressions on the first season of the series is pretty good. I found out where all the songs came from and I’m impressed on how well the originals sounded so much better than the remixed versions. I find it ironic that the fan mash-ups are actually worse than the originals. Well, some of them anyway.

Well enough reminiscing let’s get to news.

NIA busts fake note gang, 14 held

DHANBAD: The National Investigation Agency (NIA) has unearthed an organized gang engaged in smuggling and circulating “high quality” fake Indian currency notes suspected to have been printed in Pakistan. Members of the gang are from West Bengal’s Malda and they had their accomplices in Jharkhand and Bihar.

A team of the NIA had conducted a nationwide raid on different places of Jharkhand, Bihar, West Bengal, Uttar Pradesh, Delhi, Haryana, Karnatka, Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh last week and arrested 14 people. After conducting the raids, the agency found Morgen Hussain and Rakib Sheikh, the residents of Jamshedtola, Mohabbatpur of Kaliachak in Malda district, were coordinating the smuggling and circulation of the fake notes across the country.

S K Singh, the inspector general (IG) of NIA, said Habibul Rehman, Abdul Mutalik, Prashant Mondal, all residents of Malda, were operating from Chennai and their co-villagers, Sajib Ul Haq, Manik Sheikh, Anwar operated from Andhra Pradesh, Jamal Sheikh, Akram functioned from Karnataka. “Their agents worked in different places of Jharkhand and Bihar with an aim to destabilize the economy of the country,” he told TOI over the phone from Delhi.

The investigation also revealed that the accused people were the members of an international network that manufactured and printed “high quality and high value” fake Indian currency notes in Pakistan and smuggled them into India via Bangladesh and Nepal circulated them across the country. The network used bank accounts and ATMs for circulating the fake notes. “The gang members were in communication with the Pakistan-supported suppliers of fake notes operating from Bangladesh,” Singh said.

Based on the verification report, a proposal was sent to the Union home ministry for its permission to register a case. After getting the go-ahead, a case was registered and a nationwide raid was organized for seizures of fake notes. Twelve teams of the NIA were fanned out to different places in West Bengal, Bihar, Jharkhand, Tamil Nadu, Karnataka, Andhra Pradesh, Uttar Pradesh, Delhi and Haryana.

“On January 6, gang leader Morgen Hussain was arrested after an operation in a remote part of Malda and simultaneous raids were conducted across the country,” the NIA official said.

As a result of the operation, which is a still continuing, 14 persons have been arrested and investigation is in progress. “Searches have led to the recovery of large number of ATM cards, bank passbooks, SIM cards and high-quality high-value fake notes being used in smuggling.”

Explaining the modus operandi of the gang, the NIA official said bundles of fake notes in the denominations of Rs 1,000, Rs 500 and Rs 100 are thrown into the Indian villages bordering Bangladesh. The accused persons with their aides collect the notes and distribute them to the agents spread all over the country. “They carry the fake notes on train and other modes of transport to all the states for circulation. The local agents collect them in exchange of 60% of the original value of the genuine notes,” the official added.

And then there was this…

I lost my virginity twice: Woman, 27, reveals she has TWO VAGINAS

By Claire Bates

Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn’t until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis – she had two vaginas.

The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.

But she told ITV’s This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

‘Once I found out what it was I told everybody,’ she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

‘I thought it was amazing and it’s definitely an ice-breaker at parties’

Sitting next to Hazel, Doctor Dawn Harper explained: ‘When developing in the womb girls start with two tubes. These fuse and the septum breaks down and forms one uterus.

‘In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer.’

Hazel said previously she had found sex very uncomfortable, but now she didn’t suffer any adverse effects. She turned down surgery as it could have left significant scar tissue.

She revealed: ‘When I was younger I thought I was having cystitis and urine infections from a young age when I was tearing the middle septum.’

She added that she once asked a school friend which ‘hole’ she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom.

She added: ‘I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs.

‘So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.’

Dr Harper added that Hazel was more likely to have a breached birth as her uteruses were smaller and she was more likely to need a caesarean section. She must also have double smear tests when checking for cervical cancer.

But Hazel is unphased by the prospect.

‘I have a great sex life,’ she said.

I’m sure you do, lady. You can now have 2 guys fuck you at the same time. Must be nice to have 2 dicks in your hole as opposed to one. pokerface.jpg

That’s our short post for today, I’ll see you guys next time. This is Grass signing out.