So here I am, on facebook digging up stuff, and one of the few good pages that doesn’t post a lot of propaganda posts this bullshit about a game called Pokemon Conquest, now I’m a huge skeptic when it comes to box art on Facebook since most of this shit isn’t real. A lot of images are photo-shopped for ‘fan want’ purposes. So when the guy says “this is the official box art”. I was really stunned, so I did some research and low and behold it exists.

 

 

 

 

The Pokemon company’s logo, Nintendo’s logo, the font for the game, it all seems legit. So after digging around another wordpress blog I present you with their article.

 

 

Pokemon Conquest gets a Summer release in US (gallery)

Sebastian Haley

Pokémon + Nobunaga’s Ambition has been renamed to Pokémon Conquest for its US release. As previously reported, the game is a crossover between Nintendo’s Pokémon franchise and Tecmo Koei’s series of Nobunaga’s Ambition strategy titles.

Set to launch on June 18, the Nintendo DS game will feature nearly 200 Pokémon in six-on-six turn-based battles. “Pokémon fans are always interested in playing in new environments and experiencing new adventures,” said Scott Moffitt, Nintendo of America’s executive vice president of Sales & Marketing. “Pokémon Conquest gives them an entirely new way to enjoy this beloved series….”

While the Pokémon franchise has countless spin-offs and iterations, this is by far the most risky and intriguing. Reports from Japan have the game selling to a much older audience than typical Pokémon titles. GamesBeat will be watching this one very closely leading up to our official review in June.

 

 

(Gallery on site)

This can be found on the blog VentureBeat. But here’s the thing, why go through all the trouble of making a spin off of this game if you know in the end that’s all you’ll be making. Pokemon was said to have ended by Black and White, this is true and false at the same time. For years, Nintendo hasn’t made a sequel to a game, yet this last game must’ve been so enjoyable, they actually made a sequel to it, black 2 and white 2. So what sense does it make to make a sequel of the last game you ever plan on making? You know, I don’t care anymore, because Nintendo’s first party, and every child and their mother will buy the shit Nintendo cranks out of their shitty game factory. And if you’re going to put this in medieval Japan, why would this sell in the US? Because of OniMusha and that whack-ass series. Americans know nothing of Japan and their past; So why bother?

 

Anyway, another bit of news in recent times, is the game that Ryan and I have been making. I’ve posted an intro script up on the Tumblr so you guys can enjoy that. Feel, free to comment about that, or not. So there’s that, and then there’s the actual game being made. Well, let’s move onto news shall we?

 

Deputies: Monkey escapes from Fla. gas station

 

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. —

A monkey jumped out of his owner’s car at a Florida gas station and deputies briefly joined the search for the primate.

A man flagged down a deputy at a Hess gas station Thursday morning and said his pet monkey jumped out of the car at an intersection.

The man told deputies the primate was lost in the woods and he’d been looking for the monkey all morning.

Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies say they don’t know the species of the monkey.

 

Wut? Oh Florida, you so silly. Y U SO SILLY!!!

Next up, wtf is this shit?

 

Family rescued after car crashes into bayou

SHREVEPORT, LA (KSLA) –

A family was rescued after a car crashed into a bayou near Captain Shreve High School.

KSLA News 12’s Adam Hooper says around 8:30 p.m., family members were teaching a 14-year-old girl how to drive in a parking lot in the 6100 block of Kings Highway when she accidentally hit the gas.

The car hit another vehicle, causing the air bag to deploy. The car then jumped the curb and ended up in the bayou.

Emergency crews were able to get everyone out safely. A baby was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

 

There’s a video on the page for you to enjoy.

Next up, a teacher asks student,

 

 

DA: Teacher asked student for naked photos, promised better grade

ALLENTOWN, Pa. –

A high school teacher stands accused of asking one of his students for naked pictures of herself in exchange for a better grade.

Timothy Moll was working as a teacher at Dieruff High School in Allentown when he sent text messages to the 16-year-old girl, asking for the naked photos, authorities said.

Moll, 25, of Emmaus, Lehigh Co., allegedly promised the student extra points toward her grade if she complied with his requests.

The district said Moll has been suspended from his job without pay.

He was charged with one count each of corruption of minors and unlawful contact with a minor and freed on $20,000 bail.

He’s due back in court for a preliminary hearing on Apr. 13.

 

Another page, another video; Enjoy. America, are we not getting smarter everyday? Are we not getting wiser everyday, FUCK NO, WE ARE NOT!!

 

And we can all enjoy this.

Elderly man pets Great Dane that got loose from neighbor’s house, Owner tells him not to pet her dog. Man says, “What are you going to do … hit me?” Hilarity ensues

TARPON SPRINGS — Relations in the neighborhood were already strained when Michelle Sieber argued with her 69-year-old neighbor just before 7 a.m. Monday about the noise the night before, according to police.

Then Sieber’s dog got out. The neighbor petted the Great Dane. Sieber warned him not to touch her dog. “What are you going to do … hit me?” the neighbor asked, according to police.

Sieber was arrested early Monday morning for doing exactly that, police said. She punched her 69-year-old neighbor in the left shoulder, according to Tarpon Springs police, and was charged with battery on a person 65 years or older.

When police arrested Sieber, they noted that she had suffered facial injuries. When asked what happened, she told officers her mother attacked her. Then she changed her story and said her mother did not hit her. Sieber refused medical treatment.

She was booked into the Pinellas County jail, where she was being held Tuesday in lieu of $1,500 bail.

 

And for our final news tonight.

 

Serial Schoolgirl Pantsu Robber Busted

Author: Artefact

A man behind a string of brutal pantsu muggings, indecently assaulting his female victims in the process, has finally been arrested.

The 22-year-old temporary worker has been charged with robbery and indecent assault after a January incident in Aichi prefecture, in which he leapt in front of 16-year-old schoolgirl riding a bicycle, grabbing it by the front basket and knocking her over.

He then proceeded to tear off her underwear, stealing it and other articles and then running off.

He made good his escape, and it was only when he was arrested for an attempt to indecently assault another woman that his pantsu theft came to light, with him rather bluntly admitting that “I wanted to satisfy my lust.”

Police suspect he is behind similar cases of underwear mugging in the area, and are investigating further charges.

 

Triple facepalm.

 

 

A man behind a string of brutal pantsu muggings, indecently assaulting his female victims in the process, has finally been arrested.

The 22-year-old temporary worker has been charged with robbery and indecent assault after a January incident in Aichi prefecture, in which he leapt in front of 16-year-old schoolgirl riding a bicycle, grabbing it by the front basket and knocking her over.

He then proceeded to tear off her underwear, stealing it and other articles and then running off.

He made good his escape, and it was only when he was arrested for an attempt to indecently assault another woman that his pantsu theft came to light, with him rather bluntly admitting that “I wanted to satisfy my lust.”

Police suspect he is behind similar cases of underwear mugging in the area, and are investigating further charges.